The Prayer Warriors

The Pray at the Pump group believes that there’s a solution for all of the nation’s problems.  Put politics aside, let go of silly policy ideas, and focus on a more powerful avenue of fixing the world: prayer.  It works with any religion, as long as you’re praying.  “It doesn’t matter to us.  It can be Muslim or whatever,”  says Rocky Twyman, the group’s founder.  

In fact, the members of the group are mostly Seventh-Day Adventists, a Protestant-like denomination that celebrates Saturday as the Sabbath, and their philosophy draws heavily on the Christian bible. “If you go to the Bible it says ‘God is a jealous god,’ and He wants us to give Him credit.”  Not doing so has brought about the collapse of kings and kingdoms time and time again, says Twyman.

While prayer is important for all, the group has recently set its focus on one man, whose prayers are, perhaps, closer to God’s ears.  Twyman believes that President Barack Obama could get a great deal more done if he were to only engage in public prayer, both to ask for help and give thanks.  “After all, God is the one who made it possible for him to even become President,” Twyman sermonizes, explaining that God went to great lengths to position Obama for the Presidency, bringing about, among other things, well-timed economic turmoil.

Twyman’s beliefs motivate him and several of his co-religionists toward numerous acts of protest, each aimed at raising awareness of faith, prayer, and its importance to public policy outcomes.  Before the Glenn Beck Rally in Washington, they gathered outside the White House to demand that Obama bring Beck and Al Sharpton, who was manning a counter-rally, together in prayer.  On Labor Day weekend, he and his self-proclaimed “Prayer Warriors” gathered at an unemployment center near Union Station to pray, sing, circulate a petition, and, according to their press release, “pass out candies of hope to help soften the blow” of unemployment.  They hope Obama is paying attention and will find some humility in the face of the great creator.  ”HARVARD WISDOM IS FOLLY TO THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE,” their petition reads.

Unemployment and Glenn Beck are not the only problems prayer can tackle.  It can work on anything from war to natural disaster. The BP oil spill could have been cleaned up much sooner with a little help from God, says Twyman.  ”Cuz he made the Earth!  He knows, man!  He knows what to do!”

But Twyman isn’t just acting on faith.  He’s had confirmation from his previous experiences that prayer works.  The Pray at the Pump movement started, as its name indicates, by conducting prayer vigils at gas stations in the summer of 2008, when the price of oil hit a record high.  “We prayed and God blessed our efforts and the prices started coming down whenever we prayed!”  

Never mind that the price of oil came tumbling down due to reduced demand, caused by the fast deterioration of the American economy.  As you’ll recall, that was part of the plan to get Obama into power in the first place.

God works in mysterious ways.

-Niv Elis

The Ruckus - August 4, 2010

On this edition of The Ruckus: swearing for nature, a $1 revolution, and Chinese prostitutes.

  • Environmental activists armed with only F-bombs and T-shirts have embarked on a campaign to clean up the Gulf of Mexico.  The organization UnF—ck the Gulf sells “UnF—ck” shirts in support of charities working to clean-up the BP oil spill (see their R-rated video here.)
  • A new website, Armchair Revolution, aims to gather funds for worthy causes iTunes style - $.99 at a time.  Its users can channel their support for causes and participate in activism through on-line gaming.
  • Thousands gathered in defiance of a curfew (intended to quell civil unrest) in India-controlled Kashmir.  Four curfew-breakers were killed and 20 injured, while similar protests erupted around the country.
  • Musicians against Arizona’s controversial immigration joined together in a group called The Sound Strike to boycott the state.  The band Bright Eyes debuted a new protest song against the law.  Taking a different tack, Lady Gaga refused to cancel her Arizona concert, in which she declared, “I will not cancel my show. I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will protest this state.”
  • In Russia, protesters gathered to demand freedom of assembly.  Half of them were arrested.
  • In China, sex workers circulated a petition denouncing government crackdowns on their professions (of which there are over 4 million members).
  • Over 500 pilots and flight attendants demonstrated against possible job cuts in the financially troubled Mexicana de Aviacion airline in Mexico City’s Airport.  The airline’s financial troubles forced it to cancel several routine flights this week, adding fuel to the fire.

That’s all for this edition of The Ruckus, bringing you the latest in protest from around the globe!

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